Engineering pick-up lines

  • I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. Cringe!
  • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  • Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. Ouch, this one is wrong on so many levels
  • My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
  • Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
  • Wanna come back to my room? …and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?
  • How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • You’re sweeter than glucose. Chemical Engineering Scum!
  • We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
  • Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me? They mean DYNAMIC FRICTION I’m sure!
  • Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
  • Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
  • Isn’t your e-mail address [email protected](link sends e-mail)
  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power! Sigh, poor engineer boys…You gotta love them!

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