Jokes for Engineers

The graduate

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want mustard with that?"

पति- ये कैसी दाल बनाई है ?

पति- ये कैसी दाल बनाई है ? 
ना नमक है, ना मिर्च है, बिल्कुल फीकी है । 
तुम सारा दिन मोबाइल में लगी रहती हो, 
कुछ पता नही चलता क्या डालना है क्या नही?

पत्नी- (बेलन दिखाते हुए) 
पहले तुम मोबाइल साइड में रख कर खाना खाओ, 
कब से देख रही हूँ... पानी मे डुबो डुबो कर रोटी खा रहे हो ।

 

The Frog Princess

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

हैदराबादी कस्टमर :- मेरकू चेक डालना है कब तक क्लियर करते ?

हैदराबादी कस्टमर :- मेरकू चेक डालना है कब तक क्लियर करते ?

बैंकर :- 2 या 3 दिन में क्लियर हो जाता ।

हैदराबादी :- दोनो बैंक तो आमने - सामने ईच है फिर इत्ती देर काईकू ?

बैंकर :- सर, प्रोसेजर फ़ालो करना पड़ता, अगर अभी आप कब्रिस्तान के बाहर एक्सिडेंट में मर गये, तो आपकू पहले घर कू लेके जाते, गुसल देते, कफ़न पेनाते, जनाज़ै की नमाज पढते, या फिर मरते ईच सामने के कब्रिस्तान में दफन करते ?

हैदराबादी :- ए मै 3 दिन बाद आता ना, ऐसे खतरनाक एग्जापंला नक्को दे रे बावा, समझ गया मैं.. !!!

 

पेशेंट - बहूत नींद आती है डॉक्टर साहब, हर समय सोता रहता हूँ..

पेशेंट - बहूत नींद आती है डॉक्टर साहब, हर समय सोता रहता हूँ..

डाक्टर - कौनसा मोबाईल युज करते हो.??

पेशेंट - नोकीया 1100

डाॅक्टर - एक स्मार्ट फोन लिख के देता हूँ, *जीओ* सिम लेके फेसबुक , वाट्सप ईंस्टाल कर लेना, सब ठीक हो जायेगा..

Wife vs. Mistress

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" they asked. Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

Funny side up: Life of engineers

Watch out for stand-up comic Appurv Gupta as he takes you with his tongue-in-cheek humour. With engineer's simple life fundas, quirky email ids of the IITians and funny-techy Indian smartphones user stories, this witty episode is a sure shot entertainer for all. Also on the show, Appurv Gupta spills the beans on why people send out impersonal invites nowadays, why the Indian Education system emphasizes on rattafication and what is wrong with the IITians?

 

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