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Jokes for Engineers
Showing EEE , EEC , MECH , CIVIL & CSE branch students what they were doing ONE DAY BEFORE EXAM [ it's a visual treat without any dialogues ]
Quantic Dream, the development studio behind titles like Heavy Rain, has showcased the new technology, entitled 'Kara'.
Kara is a visually stunning and emotional PS3 technology which is here "represented" by a female android who becomes self concscious
edicated to all the Candy Crush and Facebook hyperactivity Haters!
LIVE AND LET LIVE: Satirical video on social media hyperactivity, especially the Candy Crush Addiction and Candy Crush Request Notifications spreading like epidemic.
Wow!!! master of cheating!!!
So, since I am actually dating an engineer (a mechanical engineering masters student, might I add!), I think I’m allowed to joke about this…although I don’t think this is going to impress EcoHawk very much :)
10. Shirts and jeans are our formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is our seven-course meal. Sadly, this one is very, very accurate I’m afraid – but they really do come out of their shell when they’re comfortable. When you do get them to throw on a pair of dress-pants however, you’ll be pleasantly surprised at how well they clean up!
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a second year subject.
How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
“Will this question be in the final examination?”
How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.