Jokes for Engineers

सिन्धी vs मारवाड़ी

*सिन्धी*: जब तुम्हें गर्मी लगती है तो तुम क्या करते हो?

*मारवाड़ी*: हम कूलर के सामने बैठ जाते हैं।

*सिन्धी*: फ़िर भी अगर गर्मी लगे तो क्या करते हो?

*मारवाड़ी*: फ़िर हम कूलर चालू करते हैं.

Priest, a lawyer and an engineer

In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been saved by divine intervention -- so he's let go. The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime he is set free too. They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem......"

what is equations

Engineers think that equations approximate the real world. Scientists think that the real world approximates equations. Mathematicians are unable to make the connection...

smallest possible amount of fence

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence. The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution." The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd." The mathematician is last.

The graduate

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want mustard with that?"

पति- ये कैसी दाल बनाई है ?

पति- ये कैसी दाल बनाई है ? 
ना नमक है, ना मिर्च है, बिल्कुल फीकी है । 
तुम सारा दिन मोबाइल में लगी रहती हो, 
कुछ पता नही चलता क्या डालना है क्या नही?

पत्नी- (बेलन दिखाते हुए) 
पहले तुम मोबाइल साइड में रख कर खाना खाओ, 
कब से देख रही हूँ... पानी मे डुबो डुबो कर रोटी खा रहे हो ।