Jokes for Engineers

Woman vs. Bicycle

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Haw two empres a Garl if Week en inglish

यू पी सरकार से लैपटॉप पा कर लड़का गूगल पर टाइप करता है 
" Haw two empres a Garl if Week en inglish "
गूगल का जवाब -
"सुधर जाओ, खेती बाड़ी कर लेओ, जेमें फायदा है, मोड़ी पटावे में कच्छु नई धरो, जयदाद बिक जईहे जे चक्करो में और जूता पडिहै सो अलग.

One girl went to a electronic shop with anger

One girl went to a electronic shop with anger and
threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from
whom she bought it. 
She told the salesman that you have... cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop.. Salesman : Madam, can you please try infront of me. This is what She did,

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file.

10 Jokes Only Engineers Will Understand.

10 Jokes Only Engineers Will Understand. Who Says Engineers Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor?

1. Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. 

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. 

2. To the optimist, the glass is half-full. 
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. 
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. 

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