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कौशल भारत कुशल भारत

मिडिया

फिज़िका माइंड पोर्टल में आपका हार्दिक स्वागत है ,फिज़िका माइंड आपका अपना वेब पोर्टल है इस वेबसाइट में आप हमें समाज से जुडी न्यूज़, कृषि से जुडी न्यूज़ , शिक्षा,समाज न्यूज़ पेपर कटिंग , न्यूज़ के विडियो क्लिप भेज सकते है समाज से जुडी सभी जानकारियो को एक ही जगह समाहित करने का प्रयास किया गया है।

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घरबैठे कंप्यूटर सर्टिफिकेट कोर्स

फिजिका माइड भारत सरकार के लघुरूप सुक्षम मंत्रालय से पंजीकृत संस्था है | संस्था २००४ से सेवा में प्रयासरत है | फिज़िका माइंड के द्वारा अब आप घर बैठे कंप्यूटर के सर्टिफिकेट कोर्स कर सकते हैं जो कि आपको लेटेस्ट ज्ञान से भरपूर होगा और सबसे एडवांस टेक्नोलॉजी को आप सीखेंगे|

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व्यापार में सफलता के उपाय

आप की कामयाबी को ही हम अपनी कामयाबी मानते हैं आपके व्यापार को सफल बनाने के लिए फिज़िका माइंड आपके लिए वेबसाइट और Android ऐप बनाना चाहता है , और भी बहुत सारे मार्केटिंग के उपाय हमारे पास आप के लिए हैं | हमारी सफलता का कारवां बढ़ता ही जा रहा है जिसमें आपका भी स्वागत है

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Upmanship

An engineer, lawyer and CPA go together on a camping trip one summer.
After a night of drinking around the campfire, the CPA stood up and said "Watch This!" he took out a pistol, threw his bottle of burbon in the
air and shot it.
The lawyer, not to be out done said, "that's nothing." He threw his bottle of scotch in the air and shot it blind-folded.
The engineer stood up and said "That's better, but it's still not worth a damn." He grabbed the pistol, shot the CPA and lawyer, and sat back
down to finish his beer!

Sensitivity

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Priest: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.
Priest: Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?

Are You An Engineer?

You Might Be An Engineer...
If you introduce your wife as "[email protected]"
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas
If Dilbert is your hero *** <----- ***
If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50

Logical Choice

A engineering student is on his way to class, when his friend, another engineering student, rides up on a bike.
"Where did you get the bike?", asks the first engineering student. The other explains, "Well, I was on my way to Unit Ops, when one of the
cheerleaders rides up and jumps off her bike. She screams with excitement, runs up to me, strips off all her clothes, gives me a big hug and a kiss, and said she'd give me anything I wanted!"

The first engineering student says, "Good choice. Her clothes would never have fit you."

Micro Logic

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and an Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Here to Serve

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've
got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Getting Even

A successful engineer flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have

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