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कौशल भारत कुशल भारत

मिडिया

फिज़िका माइंड पोर्टल में आपका हार्दिक स्वागत है ,फिज़िका माइंड आपका अपना वेब पोर्टल है इस वेबसाइट में आप हमें समाज से जुडी न्यूज़, कृषि से जुडी न्यूज़ , शिक्षा,समाज न्यूज़ पेपर कटिंग , न्यूज़ के विडियो क्लिप भेज सकते है समाज से जुडी सभी जानकारियो को एक ही जगह समाहित करने का प्रयास किया गया है।

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घरबैठे कंप्यूटर सर्टिफिकेट कोर्स

फिजिका माइड भारत सरकार के लघुरूप सुक्षम मंत्रालय से पंजीकृत संस्था है | संस्था २००४ से सेवा में प्रयासरत है | फिज़िका माइंड के द्वारा अब आप घर बैठे कंप्यूटर के सर्टिफिकेट कोर्स कर सकते हैं जो कि आपको लेटेस्ट ज्ञान से भरपूर होगा और सबसे एडवांस टेक्नोलॉजी को आप सीखेंगे|

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व्यापार में सफलता के उपाय

आप की कामयाबी को ही हम अपनी कामयाबी मानते हैं आपके व्यापार को सफल बनाने के लिए फिज़िका माइंड आपके लिए वेबसाइट और Android ऐप बनाना चाहता है , और भी बहुत सारे मार्केटिंग के उपाय हमारे पास आप के लिए हैं | हमारी सफलता का कारवां बढ़ता ही जा रहा है जिसमें आपका भी स्वागत है

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Was God an Engineer?

An electrical, a mechanical and a civil engineer all sat down one day to try and decide of which of their faculties god must be to design the human body.
The electrical engineer says god must be an electrical engineer, for you only have to look at the complex nervous system powered be electrical
impulses.

The mechanical engineer was sure that god must be a mechanical engineer, for the advanced mechanical systems, the heart a pump, the veins
pipes and the tendons and muscles an advanced pulley system.

job interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Department person asked the young engineer, fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The engineer replied, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The HR person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks of vacation, fourteen paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

Three engineers and three accountants

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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.

Quickies

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.
Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Coming out of Retirement

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail.

गायकी के 8 अंग (अष्टांग गायकी)

वातावरण पर प्रभाव डालने के लिये राग मे गायन, वादन के अविभाज्य 8 अंगों का प्रयोग होना चाहिये। ये 8 अंग या अष्टांग इस प्रकार हैं - स्वर, गीत, ताल और लय, आलाप, तान, मींड, गमक एवं बोलआलाप और बोलतान। उपर्युक्त 8 अंगों के समुचित प्रयोग के द्वारा ही राग को सजाया जाता है।

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